Thursday, December 11, 2014


Methinks the whole damned planet has bad feng shui.

Holiness can be such an evil thing.

Harriet tells me her lover has ten trigger fingers.

TOUGH LOVE: egotesticles and vaginangst.

Is the governor of Nevada his brothels' keeper?

I encourage women to drink responsively.

It is easier to burp in Russian than in English.

Diehard pacifists dream of a Repentagon.

When ONE drools, the OTHER rules.

Why do most gigolos have flat feet?

The county is looking for an "Alcohol Case Manager." Well, a case is a bit much, but one bottle at a time I'm willing to give it a try.

One wonders what Wal-Mart would have paid Jesus Christ for advertising space on his cross.

Nudity is legal on Siberian beaches when the temperature is below zero..

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