Holiness can be such an evil thing.
Harriet tells me her lover has ten trigger fingers.
TOUGH LOVE: egotesticles and vaginangst.
Is the governor of Nevada his brothels' keeper?
I encourage women to drink responsively.
It is easier to burp in Russian than in English.
Diehard pacifists dream of a Repentagon.
When ONE drools, the OTHER rules.
Why do most gigolos have flat feet?
The county is looking for an "Alcohol Case Manager." Well, a case is a bit much, but one bottle at a time I'm willing to give it a try.
One wonders what Wal-Mart would have paid Jesus Christ for advertising space on his cross.
Nudity is legal on Siberian beaches when the temperature is below zero..
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