Souvenir and T-shirt manufacturers think it is time for another 9/11.
"Finger food" was originally a cannibal delicacy, but wealthy natives preferred "toe-fu."
Why is it that impotent men will not eat Twinkies?
Why did the Vatican ban creamed peas?
Rock-and-parole.
It is those who believe in Heaven who are keeping Earth in Hell.
Cherishing olfactory memories: nostrilalgia.
Terrorism is not the enemy: the enemy is terrorists who are not on our side.
A scandal burning at both ends.
I have been involved with women so long I don't know what to do with girls anymore.
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