Freedom multiplies avenues to self-imprisonment.
Pimps don't like coeds who give it away.
If you see an Arab wearing a kilt, please call the FBI and the Jewish Transvestite Society.
You must read How Terrorists Potty-train Their Kids.
Use Botox for your buttocks!
The deadliest killers: Innocence, Ignorance, Indifference, and Indoctrination.
Convenience stores don't rob us, but merely make it convenient for us to rob ourselves.
Refugee border smugglers: flee market.
This column is sometimes a 100-proof outpouring, on which occasions I can be held only 50% responsible.
Roman Catholicism, not getting much help from Heaven, will seek protection under Chapter11.
China, Iran, and Saudi Arabia executed more people last year than we did: well, we can't be first at everything!
A most eloquent testimony to our culture's true values is that prize-fighters are allowed to smash each other's brains, but not to crush each other's balls: Ouch!
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