Gynecologists who study astronomy report that the best time for women to have sex is Thursday morning at 8:17.
Dragon at night, draggin' in the morning.
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Have you ever started to unwrap a roll of bathroom tissue and then dropped it into the toilet?
Have you ever started shaking a large bottle of orange juice after taking the cap off?
Have you ever put a pot-holder glove on one hand, and then grabbed a hot cast-iron frying pan with the other?
Have you ever received a check in the mail and then torn it up instead of the envelope?
Have you ever called your partner somebody else's name while making love?
Have you ever accidentally made an obscene phone call to a stranger after misdialing, thinking you were talking to your lover?
Have you ever cracked an egg and then had the yolk run down the front of your best slacks?
Have you ever ___________? (Please fill in the blank and insert it in a Comment. I thank you.)
Have you ever lost your glasses and looked frantically for them until your panic finally dislodges them from your head, where they were the whole time.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for playing. I think of you ofen with fond memories. Still exercizing those great legs?