Saturday, January 3, 2015

PHRASE AND CLAWS



MOST PRISONS ARE BUILT IN THE GAP BETWEEN LAW AND JUSTICE.
POTRIOTISM IS MORE PEACEFUL.
REST HOME FOR OLD KNITTERS: PURL HARBOR.

I BELIEVE IN GOAD.

DRINK, MY FRIENDS, AND REMEMBER THIS:
BY FAR AND EVER THE WORLD OVER,
THE BLOODIEST, MOST VICIOUS CRIMES
ARE COMMITTED BY THE SOBER.


ONLY TRAITORS USE FLAGS FOR DIAPERS.
OUR DRUG COURTS SENTENCE MANY ADDICTS TO MENTAL HELLTH.



SOME JUDGES HANDLE SO MANY "CASES" THAT THEY FORGET HOW TO DEAL WITH HUMAN BEINGS.
HARRIET TELLS ME SHE KNOWS A MAN WHO LIKES ANIMALS SO MUCH THAT HE GOES AROUND WITH GIRLS TO ATTRACT DOGS.
MY LITHUANIAN MATTRESSWEETIE, STILL IN A BEGINNER'S ENGLISH CLASS, THOUGHT THAT AN ADVERTISED "WOMEN'S FLYFISHING CLASS" HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MEN'S ZIPPERS.


NOTHING DEPRESSES ME AS MUCH AS PEOPLE TRYING TO CHEER ME UP.

















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