DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE THIRTEENTH-CENTURY POPE WHO ORDERED THAT ALL CATS BE KILLED?
IRONY: CHOKING TO DEATH ON YOUR MEDICATION.
RELIGION HAS ALWAYS BEEN VICIOUSLY FEARFUL OF SEX SIMPLY BECAUSE ORGASM IS MORE HEAVENLY THAN DIVINITY.
CASINOS ARE BUILT BY LOSERS.
ONE NATION, UNDER GUARD.
CYNTHIA TELLS ME THAT WHITE MERLOT REMOVES MILDEW FROM DILDOS.
PURITANS BELIEVE THAT BEAUTY IS ONLY SIN-DEEP.
MY AUSTRALIAN MATTRESSWEETIE, WHO IS ALSO A GOURMET COOK, BELIEVES THAT "BAD-HOP GROUND BALLS" WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR RABBIT-TESTICLE PATE.
ONE OF LIFE'S SADDEST DISCOVERIES IS THAT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN CAN BE STUPID.
WHY DO LOBSTERS MAKE NAKED MEN NERVOUS?
GENGHIS KHAN ORDERED HIS MEN TO IMPREGNATE THE WOMEN OF CONQUERED ENEMIES, TO FOSTER FUTURE ALLIANCES AND PEACE: PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!
WHAT COUNTRY HANDCUFFS INMATES TO A METAL POLE FOR HOURS IN THE SUMER SUN: THE UNITED STATES (ALABAMA, OF COURSE).
DO YOU KNOW WHAT CANNIBALS MAKE YO-YOS OUT OF? GUESS!
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