EIGHTEEN BOOKLESS TITLES

BOREDOM AS THE MOST EFFICIENT CONTRACEPTIVE

PROCRASTINATION PREVENTS PREMATURE EJACULATIONS

HOW PATRIOTISM SPREADS PROSTATITIS

ORAL SEX AS SPEECH THERAPY

HOW MASHED POTATOES INDUCE MULTIPLE ORGASMS

RACISM AND CHOCOLATE PUDDING

HOW DIAPER RASH INVALIDATES BAPTISM

HOW FLEAS LAY EGGS IN TATTOOS

HOW CIRCUMCISION FOSTERS VEGETARIANISM

RISKS OF SNEEZING DURING ORGASM

CAN CUCUMBERS THINK?

WHY NUDISTS DON'T HUNT RATTLESNAKES

CAN A HIPPOPOTAMUS GIGGLE?

SEX WHILE SKY DIVING

THE LINK BETEEN SAUSAGE AND ATHEISM

HOW LAXATIVES INTENSIFY PARANOIA

FLAGPOLES: A NATION'S DILDOS

HOW LASAGNA PROLONGS VIRGINITY