DOES IT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE?

From my FARCEBOOK (devoted to news no other media cover):
1. Norwegian nuns are not allowed to wear colored bras.
2. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is secretly urging all Jews to emigrate to Montana.
3. In Bulgaria gay policemen are required to wear pink uniforms.
4. Ending decades of political and military strife, India and Pakistan have agreed to sell Kashmir to Disneyland.