Monday, November 17, 2014

JOLLY GOOD JELL-O



One wonders how many cops are smoking confiscated marijuana.

You must read MOTHER TERESA BATHED IN JELL-O.

CHRISTMAS: Celebrate the holiness in your own heart--the rest is tinselshit.

NO, being called "Animal Killer" does not bother me when I am eating a delicious, delightful, delectable double cheeseburger with bacon and chicken wings.

Political protest without violence is like sex without orgasm.

I would suggest to American bishops that celibacy is more "disordered" than homosexuality. (Freud believed that the only "unnatural" sex was not having any at all.)

We destroy childhood and then punish the children.

How often we become like what we hate!

Making you smile is easy: I wish I could make you weep.

One can be imprisoned by the effort to be "liberated."

It cost four dollars to make a pair of shoes in the United States, eighty cents in China. If you do not believe that that $3.20 difference feeds the fires of anti-American terrorism, may you choke on your lattes and organic vegetables. Many of the workers who produce Napa valley wines have to live in their automobiles.

Conjuggle, conjungle, conjugular.


4 comments:

  1. I feel like I'm being buried by an avalanche of ideas. What happened to the playful use of language as a possible means of ambiguous expression?

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    1. that's the risk you take when you ski off trail. in the real world it helps to carry a g.p.s. and a pistol, if the first doesn't work, suck on the second.

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  2. UNLESS YOU HAVE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR TRIGGER FINGER.

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