- BILLIONS OF HUMANS BELIEVE IN GOD, WITH NO EVIDENCE THAT HE BELIEVES IN THEM.
- AFTER YOU THINK ABOUT IT A WHILE, VEGAN LESBIANISM MAKES SENSE.
- I HAVE NEVER HAD A HEART OF GOLD, BUT I NOW HAVE A ONE-INCH STEEL STENT IN IT.
- MY HERMIT BROTHER IS MOVING INTO A BLOG CABIN.
- POLL-UTION.
- GUATEMALAN REBELS ARE CALLED TALIBANANAS.
- IF ATHLETES ARE FORBIDDEN STEROIDS, MODELS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE SILICONE.
- THE MOST EVIL, MOST DESTRUCTIVE ACHIEVEMENT OF RELIGION IS THE EQUATION OF "SEX" WITH "DIRT."
- ONE CANNOT DO VERY MUCH WITH HANDS JOINED AND KNEES ON THE GROUND--OUTSIDE OF SEX,
- FOR FREE INFORMATION ON HOW TO BECOME MY "SIGNIFICANT OTHER," SEND ME NINE DOLLARS.
- WOULDN'T IT BE SIMPLER JUST TO DECLARE WAR AGAINST THE REST OF THE WORLD?
- BLAMING COLLEGES FOR THE FAILURE OF OUR HIGH SCHOOLS IS LIKE BLAMING HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMS FOR TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS.
- IF USING POT, COCAINE, AND HEROIN SUPPORTS TERRORISM, THEN SO DOES BUYING COFFEE, BANANAS, CHOCOLATE AND ANYTHING ELSE PRODUCED IN SLAVE-LABOR COUNTRIES.
- YOU MAY ALREADY BE ALL YOU ARE EVER GOING TO BE: HOW SAD!
- BAD X-RATED JOKES: CORNOGRAPHY.
- LOOKING AT THE WORLD SOBERLY DRIVES ME TO DRINK.
- MORE PRECIOUS TO ME THAN POEMS I WRITE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE POEMS I BREATHE.
- YOUR EYES ARE LOVELIEST, YOUR SMILE MOST SWEET, WHEN YOU SCHEME AND STEAL, LIE AND CHEAT.
- WHAT DISTURBS US MOST ABOUT THE HOMELESS IS THEIR VISIBILITY.
- WHY DO WE CONDEMN LAWYERS FOR BEING AS GREEDY AS EVERYBODY ELSE?
- THE PERSON HARDEST TO LISTEN TO IS ONESELF: TRY IT.
- I DO NOT SUPPORT FREEDOM OF SCREECH.
- HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY HOT DOGS AREN'T MADE IN THE SHAPE OF A BASEBALL BAT?
- TV RERUNS: BANAL RETENTION.
- CHANGE IN WHITE HOUSE RHETORIC: BULL SHIFT.
- SUDDENLY YOUR VOICE IS SOFTER, MORE UNDER CONTROL: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
- WAR-CAUSED SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION: COITUS INTERRORUPTUS.
- CONSIDER THE TRAGEDY OF THE SNIPER WHO DEVELOPS PARKINSON'S DISEASE.
- YOU DO NOT NEED A CARROT AND A STICK IF YOU CAN BEAT THE SONUVABITCH TO DEATH WITH A CARROT.
- CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS A REMNANT OF ANCIENT HUMAN SACRIFICES: AT LEAST THEY DID IT WITH CLASS.
- I HAVE BEEN CITED, NOT FOR CARRYING AN OPEN CONTAINER OF ALCOHOL, BUT FOR BEING AN OPEN CONTAINER OF ALCOHOL.
- BURNING FLAGS COULD PROMOTE PEACE IF THEY WERE MADE OF MARIJUANA
Sunday, December 21, 2014
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